Thursday, October 16, 2008

Fake turds

About a year ago, my flatmate bought an expensive coffee-making machine from Starbucks. While this machine made excellent coffee, it also left a wet brown residue that could easily be mistaken for crap in the correct context. We decided it was our job to create this context, and test the results on our other flatmate Steven. So we got a piece of bogroll, wiped the inside of the coffee-maker with it, left the shitty-looking paper lying on the floor beside the toilet. For added effect, we tipped the remaining contents of the coffee-maker into the toilet, with the effect that it looked like someone had had explosive diarrhoeah. It would seem that Steven saw nothing unusual in dropping shitty bogroll on the floor, however, since he merely flushed it away without passing comment.

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